The thing that’s amazing about Elon Musk’s Twitter is he’s handled it worse than my wildest expectations.
Like when he announced he was buying it, I thought I was going to have to quit out of some hard-to-convey sense of moral unease, like the way I quit Facebook.
Instead, it’s like he coated himself in SpaceX jet fuel, crashed his Tesla right into Twitter HQ, then stumbled out of the wreckage to light everything he touches on fire.
All while shouting: “The Holocaust never happened!”