I need to go into the bedroom and find out how much of this new John Sanford book is left, because baseball starts in something like five minutes, and everybody knows that baseball comes before books. I suppose the book’s been OK but I’m knocking stars off the final rating over technological inaccuracies and I’ll probably knock one off for the thing about Letty putting all kinds of shit in jeans pockets because we all know the pockets on women’s jeans are about as useless as tits on a bull, and according to other books in the Lucas Davenport series, Letty’s pretty fashion conscious so she’s definitely not wearing men’s jeans.