Amanda Unvarnished

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Amanda CAARSON

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Now that the elves are done with Christmas, they’ll be reconvening the Council of Elrond so they can resume the complete destruction of Mordor. And you thought those bastards slacked off for 364 days a year.

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  1. Chad Blanco
    Chad Blanco

    Now that, is the nerdiest Christmas tweet I have ever read. That… Was awesome! I need to finish book 3 soon.

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  2. ((( Amanda )))
    ((( Amanda )))

    Well, I can’t keep handing internet wins to other people.

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  3. mallory, alice & bob
    mallory, alice & bob

    I was raised thinking they were slaves building toys year-round

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  4. Bego Mario Garde
    Bego Mario Garde

    Sorry, no more eggnog for you!
    Hahaha. Merry Christmas, Amanda.

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  5. Chris Swank
    Chris Swank

    I suppose the toymaking thing is considered a hobby they do on their off days then? Pretty cool, huh?

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  6. ((( Amanda )))
    ((( Amanda )))

    That just adds another layer to this. You can look at it as “The elves resuming their rightful badd-ass job,” or as “The elves are resisting yay!”

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