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The problem with listening to other people’s jazz playlists is I have to spend time skipping all the Kenny G. Kenny G. is not jazz!

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  1. Aaron Rush

    Kenny G. Is a pickle smoocher

  2. Mike Breedlove

    Haha yeah. It’s just kinda, sax wank, I guess you could call it. lol

  3. ((( Amanda )))

    Actually, Kenny G. isn’t even music, let alone jazz.

  4. Matthew J

    hahahah. hay. I’ve played moondance. grin

  5. Matthew J

    don’t knock my moondancing skills. lmao

  6. Matthew J

    yeah uh that one was right there.

  7. ((( Amanda )))

    I’m trying to construct this in my brain, and … Oh God. Can’t … stop … laughing.

  8. Matthew J

    oof. oh god. ouch. no. even on my most pervy day.

  9. ((( Amanda )))

    It’s not your skill I’m knocking. 🙂

  10. Chris Smart

    Oh? Where’s that? The grater was hard to remove, apparently.

  11. ((( Amanda )))

    When the plodding begins, you have a sworn obligation to walk the fuck out. 🙂

  12. ((( Amanda )))

    I like artists from just about every sub-genre. Kenny G. fits none of those sub-genres.

  13. ((( Amanda )))

    What the fuck possesses someone to play with sharp objects like that?

  14. Chris Smart

    my top three favorites are 40’s Bebop, 60’s hard bop, and 70’s and beyond fusion.

  15. ((( Amanda )))

    I mean, how exactly does that conversation happen?

  16. Chris Smart

    and if i hear one more bar band pretend they’re playing jazz, because they’re plodding through a cover of Van Morison’s “Moondance”…

  17. Chris Smart

    what sort of jazz do you prefer? it’s a very broad term.

  18. Chris Smart

    oh i agree, and can’t stand him. same goes for Rod Stewart singing standards, or trying to. LOL

  19. Chris Smart

    is it true that Bob Dillon has, or is doing, an album of Frank Sinatra tunes? LOL

  20. Bianca Peterek

    Are you honestly trying to traumatise us right now Chris?

  21. ((( Amanda )))

    I think I know where this is going.

  22. ((( Amanda )))

    Yes. fuck you. Up the ass, with a cheese grater.

  23. Bianca Peterek

    Fuck you soooo hard right now.

  24. Chris Smart

    no, if I were trying to do that, I’d send you his Christmas stuff. LOL

  25. Chris Smart

    When the sharp bits all go in one direction, like a snake’s teeth, easy in, not so easy out. LOL I’m glad we’re all cringing together

  26. Chris Smart

    Actually, a friend who used to be an ER nurse told me a story involving a small, pyramid-shaped, grater.

  27. Amanda Rush

    He was never really jazz, but tolerable as long as he stuck to pop. When he did that thing where he dubbed Louis Armstrong’s vocals into his version of “It’s A Wonderful World”, he became completely beyond the pale.

  28. Ray T. Mahorney

    tolerable as music for production beds but little else.

  29. Erin Rush

    I’ve been listening to streetwize I likey

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