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Kenny G. Is a pickle smoocher
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Haha yeah. It’s just kinda, sax wank, I guess you could call it. lol
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Exactly. Thank you.
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Actually, Kenny G. isn’t even music, let alone jazz.
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He used to be.
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hahahah. hay. I’ve played moondance. grin
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don’t knock my moondancing skills. lmao
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yeah uh that one was right there.
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I’m trying to construct this in my brain, and … Oh God. Can’t … stop … laughing.
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oof. oh god. ouch. no. even on my most pervy day.
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Grrrr I know right?
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if you insist…
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I wish I knew.
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It’s not your skill I’m knocking. 🙂
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Oh? Where’s that? The grater was hard to remove, apparently.
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When the plodding begins, you have a sworn obligation to walk the fuck out. 🙂
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I like artists from just about every sub-genre. Kenny G. fits none of those sub-genres.
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What the fuck possesses someone to play with sharp objects like that?
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my top three favorites are 40’s Bebop, 60’s hard bop, and 70’s and beyond fusion.
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I mean, how exactly does that conversation happen?
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and if i hear one more bar band pretend they’re playing jazz, because they’re plodding through a cover of Van Morison’s “Moondance”…
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what sort of jazz do you prefer? it’s a very broad term.
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oh i agree, and can’t stand him. same goes for Rod Stewart singing standards, or trying to. LOL
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is it true that Bob Dillon has, or is doing, an album of Frank Sinatra tunes? LOL
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Ewwww Rod Stewart!!
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Are you honestly trying to traumatise us right now Chris?
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Oh please God no.
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I think I know where this is going.
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grin. I know this
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Yes. fuck you. Up the ass, with a cheese grater.
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Fuck you soooo hard right now.
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no, if I were trying to do that, I’d send you his Christmas stuff. LOL
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When the sharp bits all go in one direction, like a snake’s teeth, easy in, not so easy out. LOL I’m glad we’re all cringing together
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Actually, a friend who used to be an ER nurse told me a story involving a small, pyramid-shaped, grater.
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He was never really jazz, but tolerable as long as he stuck to pop. When he did that thing where he dubbed Louis Armstrong’s vocals into his version of “It’s A Wonderful World”, he became completely beyond the pale.
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tolerable as music for production beds but little else.
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I’ve been listening to streetwize I likey
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