RT @SimplyBenGenius: Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna fucking suck.
RT @SimplyBenGenius: Every Girl Is Beautiful, Sometimes It Just Takes The Right Amount Of Alcohol To See It..
@pbossley @llondo No one’s blaming the victims. We’re blaming the people who want to turn this into a political issue.
@pbossley @llondo Oh. It looked like you were agreeing with the opportunists. Sorry.
@musicman3315 Don’t give them any ideas. #theatershooting
@musicman3315 @Dolza04 I’m not going to stop following either. Same applies.
@TeddyWettlaufer Yeah they found him. His apt is booby trapped though so it’ll take days to dismantle and search. #theatershooting
@CantDouseMyFire @XcuseTheMess @dfibraio @jage9 Wow. That’s going to be a fun time. You guys enjoy yourselves.
@FreakyFwoof Because there are plenty of routers now that allow you to connect hard drives via USB and have a ghetto NAS.
@jage9 @cantdousemyfire God if I had a private plane…
Dear Mr. Rogers, can I grow pot in the garden of my mind?
@CantDouseMyFire @XcuseTheMess @jage9 Bitches, you guys are bitches. LOL
@sevenlayercake @DepressedDarth and don’t forget Brian Adams and Celine Dionne! they’re worse.
@mommywantsvodka Please video the violence for us.
@Brandon_h You can use the Plextalk for txt as well.
@Brandon_h How much battery life do you get out of your BP?
@QueenofSpain They’re making you check your wheelchair at the gate?
RT @scottsigler: Watching people use the Aurora tragedy to promote their various political beliefs is sickening. It’s not about you.
@QueenofSpain Hopefully they let you keep it with you.
@Ludovicaa @JohnKricfalusi1 @alyankovic Awesome! I loved Ren and Stimpy when I was younger.