@byron27 Yeah either that, or she’ll beat you mercilessly, and the next time you walk into a store and someone comments on your ijnjuries,
@byron27 she’ll say “that’s what he gets for misbehaving.” 馃槢
@amy0223 Yeah. They didn’t pay for a copy of Word. 馃槢
@tspivey Do you have any idea what this says?
@tspivey Oh.
@dgl1984 Don’t worry Derek, it’s just a girl. She won’t hurt you. 馃槢
@dgl1984 Yeah I got it. You just left yourself totally open to that.
@pauljadam I will see if that works.
@pauljadam OK that won’t work.
@byron27 @HPFANFICTION Before I got to the brains part of this post, the first thing I thought of was semen. #mindingutter
RT @tallin32: Wait. Siri could tell me my spouse, my girlfriend, my sister, my brother, my manager … but not my captain?