Since it’s been nice here today, and it’s supposed to be even nicer tomorrow, I decided to open my windows.
I stood at the front one, trying to open it with all my might, but it wouldn’t budge.
I thought maybe it was stuck, and kept at it.
Then it hit me.
It was locked.
Incredibly brilliant.
Would someone be generous enough to send me my own personal sign?

I just got done reading a post on Jewlicious about attempts within the Orthodox community to deal with the issue of premarital sex.
The post has 681 comments at this point.
It literally took me all afternoon to read through everything.
Jesus.
I emailed UM (who I’ve taken to referring to as Mr. Frodo due to his short stature), and John, making my case for the admin position.
I also applied for it this morning, and will be emailing my resume to John when I get home.
I really hope it works out.
It would solve the current problem, and keep it from croping up in the future.
Maybe this way I’ll be productive soon.
I’d actually be Mr. Frodo’s administrative assistant, and there’s a pay raise.
Everybody keep your fingers crossed, pray, chant, or whatever you do, that I get this promotion.