While still reading through the latest posting of Haveil Havalim, I found this little gem.
I’m not sure if I should link it or not.
Do I provide humor for you all, while giving this idiot more attention, or do we just try to sweep him under the rug and hope he’ll give up.
Let’s go with the latter.
Either way, here’s his mission statement:

Absolute Celibacy
This blog promotes the true view of Judaism, that according to the Holy Torah, all sexual activity is absolutely forbidden.
All sex between all combinations of males and females (one of each, or two of one) absolutely forbidden (see Leviticus 18:22, which forbids sex either with
a “zochor” or with an “isha”, a male or a female). Furthermore, auto-sexual activity is even forbidden. First of all, anyone who commits masturbatory auto-sexuality
is violating Leviticus 18:22, because that person is himself or herself already a “zochor” or “isha”. But second of all, there’s a specific prohibition
against masturbation– it is for this reason that God struck Onan dead (see Genesis, chapter 38)!
I am starting this website to raise the important awareness of this topic.
Most Rabbis (emissaries of Satan, some of who are no more than Christians with beards) will tell you that marital sex is permitted, or even encouraged,
in Judaism. I have nothing but rage against such sinners!

For the record, Leviticus 18:22 states: “You shall not lie down with a male, as with a woman: this is an abomination.” (Judaica Press Complete Tanach)