RT @codinghorror: With twins, the temptation to sell the “extra” one on eBay is almost overwhelming at times.
@k4hsm You’ll probably find the package for the over the counter DNA test the next time you walk the dogs.
RT @k4hsm: Taking dogs for walk. I find a condom wrapper and then an empty pregnancy test kit 20′ away. At least they had it in the righ …
@BrileyP Wow. Just… wow.
Fortune cookie says: “You’ll enjoy it more if you laugh at it.” Discuss and improvize…
@morganlynn1992 @rfdradio @Dishnut @Blair_42 so he chants for me and my life falls apart and reliable interwebz goes away. 😛
@morganlynn1992 @rfdradio @Dishnut @Blair_42 Yep that’s exactly it. Blair doesn’t want to risk getting srapped,
@JihadiJew Yeah the really good bloggers should get something. I mean, if Pres. Obama got a peace prize…
@Dishnut @Blair_42 @rfdradio actually live shows? Ironic. right when I lost the ability to listen…
@JihadiJew No I don’t think so.
@JihadiJew Yeah, but should there be a Pulitzer prize for internet trolling? 😛
@DovBear You have to be financially shrewd, or at least have an accountant who is, to have earned as much as he has and still have it.
@DovBear Not that I’m a Romny fan, but you don’t seriously think Obama decided not to avail himself of those same loopholes, do you?
I don’t care if it’s 11:00. Go the fuck to sleep.
@aznor99 That’s awesome. These are going to be some very long fasting days for you guys this year.
Happenings For 2012-07-15 http://t.co/zKDLWxsS
@mommywantsvodka Happy birthday. I hope it doesn’t suck.
RT @Maya_Michi: Sometimes I question my sanity. Sometimes it replies back. Lol
@wx1gdave @aaronrobertmaxa I guess what she calls it depends on how she’s defining service… OK shutting up now.
@technolass Thanks!