Amanda Unvarnished
@4squarius YOu’re a slut. Because you have Subway and I don’t.
RT @rabbibsteinfeld: Oh, age is just a number? Well jail must just be a room.
@SammyBabygirl @TMZ My first thought is to agree, until I remember that what defines a livable income is relative.
@Ali8923 @alyankovic Just a wget of a ton of O’Reilly books from a Chinese server a billion years ago.
@Blair_42 Oh yeah. I forgot about the yeah yeah birds. Taste just like chicken!
@Ali8923 I don’t think so. I think the last bit of file sharing he did was a wget of a crapton of O’Reilly books a billion years ago.
@Ludovicaa Will correct him after class. Was going to leave as soon as possible but I can’t let that stand.
Oh God, my Red Hat professor just pronounced @alyankovic as “Weird Al Yankovitch”.
@Mongoose_Q I’m afraid you’re going to have to write it.
@Blair_42 Oh wait, it’s the birds that carry the fail whale. So I need the birds.
@Blair_42 I think I’m going to need the fail whale to carry me home tonight. Didn’t sleep much this weekend, except for 2 hrs this AM.
Data dump to Data Sift commencing… MT @AiPolitics: @instagram selling all of your pictures and data to Facebook.
LOL RT @Blair_42: @SammyBabygirl Prince: Songs that grab you. Michael: Performer that grabs you 🙂
@Blair_42 Yeah, she should probably call the neighbor kid and have all that configured correctly.
@nightdrake It’s the new emo.
@SammyBabygirl Hey I’m just telling you what @blair_42 would say. LOL.
@SammyBabygirl The reason you’re having email problems is because of the Water Hoze Effect from the chanting.
crap. There goes tonight’s entertainment. RT @mommywantsvodka: Pro Tip: Do NOT under ANY circumstances, google, “How To Taxidermy a Person.”
RT @TheJewishDream: BREAKING: Facebook does a thing, and then some other people do some things, and ultimately entropy leads to the heat …
RT @calluptome: What doesn’t kill me makes me want to kill everybody else.