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No really… I don’t need you to cut the meat off the chicken leg for me. I can pick it up and eat it all by myself.

@KG0BP And it just sort of evaporated on the spot.

@KG0BP equipment for his 4YO kid. And then start going on about how God will provide for them.

@KG0BP But I just sat here and listened to someone bitch because a guy she evicted had the nerve to come back to get life support

@KG0BP Well, I usually try to keep a short supply around, especially these days, or someone’s going to get murdered.

@FreakyFwoof But didn’t anyone tell you? We need that special phone that wipes our asses for us.

@tallin32 Acio ice cream truck!

@KG0BP @musical_guy Definitely got some celebration in with Ben and Jerry’s Half-baked flavor. Awesome!

@charvor You should definitely do that. It’s very good. The whole series is very good.

I am so out of give a fuck right now.

RT @Schofe: RT @RussComic
I’m on the new O2 plan…
Unlimited Smoke Signals
250 Pigeons a month
Free messages in a bottle to other @o2 …

@SammyBabygirl Hang in there girl. I’ll pray for you too.

@IAmChrisN Good thoughts Chris, good thoughts. Lots of them.

@doug73 @borrisinabox @dgl1984 If you guys get the cats, I’ll find the poprocks. It’ll be the opening act for Derek and the Reerees.

Happenings For 2012-07-12 http://t.co/FauVBWpX

@morganlynn1992 No. It’s just that this apartment is under the stairs, and I’m living in the dining nook.

@KevanGC That’s what I named my temp location on Foursquare. It’s under the stairs of this building.

Happenings For 2012-07-11 http://t.co/j3WOMW1r

I just became the mayor of The Cupboard Under The Stairs on @foursquare! http://t.co/6o9ofFGe

@richardmarx Yep. It’s amazing how they get us addicticted to the iCloud crack, and then take it away from us.