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@mommywantsvodka Please video the violence for us.

@sevenlayercake @DepressedDarth and don’t forget Brian Adams and Celine Dionne! they’re worse.

@CantDouseMyFire @XcuseTheMess @jage9 Bitches, you guys are bitches. LOL

Dear Mr. Rogers, can I grow pot in the garden of my mind?

@jage9 @cantdousemyfire God if I had a private plane…

@FreakyFwoof Because there are plenty of routers now that allow you to connect hard drives via USB and have a ghetto NAS.

@CantDouseMyFire @XcuseTheMess @dfibraio @jage9 Wow. That’s going to be a fun time. You guys enjoy yourselves.

@TeddyWettlaufer Yeah they found him. His apt is booby trapped though so it’ll take days to dismantle and search. #theatershooting

@musicman3315 @Dolza04 I’m not going to stop following either. Same applies.

@musicman3315 Don’t give them any ideas. #theatershooting

@pbossley @llondo Oh. It looked like you were agreeing with the opportunists. Sorry.

@pbossley @llondo No one’s blaming the victims. We’re blaming the people who want to turn this into a political issue.

RT @SimplyBenGenius: Every Girl Is Beautiful, Sometimes It Just Takes The Right Amount Of Alcohol To See It..

RT @SimplyBenGenius: Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna fucking suck.

RT @SimplyBenGenius: You have ONE advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t.

@FarhanaRahman Thanks. I hope it’s a meaningful time for you. And that you have an easy fast.

@FarhanaRahman Ramadan Mubarak!

@Alfredo_Delgado @bethanyshondark OK, if the parents want to watch a movie like that, fine. The question is why they brought their 6yo.

Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim followers and friends, and Hodesh tov to all my Jewish ones.

@ner Yeah I’m sure something will happen in that vain.