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If you’ve been losing your lite beer in a crowd, i…
If you’ve been losing your lite beer in a crowd, it’s because you shouldn’t be drinking lite beer. Drink full-flavored instead.
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Oh that’s cute. The Wyatts have their speakers pos…
Oh that’s cute. The Wyatts have their speakers positioned right against someone’s apartment.
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Oh no! They’re using a gas grill, and they’re burn…
Oh no! They’re using a gas grill, and they’re burning the steaks!
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Welcome to Wednesday. It’ll be a sunny 75F here. N…
Welcome to Wednesday. It’ll be a sunny 75F here. Nice weather and we’re halfway through the week. What could be better?
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If you can still spell, you’re not drunk enough.
If you can still spell, you’re not drunk enough.
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I have work to do today, but I’m extremely distrac…
I have work to do today, but I’m extremely distracted.