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If you can still spell, you’re not drunk enough.

I have work to do today, but I’m extremely distracted.

And the work week has begun.

Augusta Water Tower split by the earthquake. Water pouring out.

Um, I think we just had a small earthquake here. Seriously.

The a11y brothel. Discuss.

I need to clip my nails. Getting hard to type again.

God Robot Chicken is awesome.

I love how the Weather Channel manages to make the shit coming down sound like a tasty menu.

That moment when you’re all happy because the Internet comes back up only to see it go down again in a few minutes time.

I swear I thought that said bankrape instead of bankrate.

I really hate finding out about deaths in the family from Facebook. Really, how hard is it to make a simple phone call?

OK, I just received the first ever piece of spam from a supposed funeral home. WTF?

Oh. It’s almost 3 o’clock. Perhaps I should get some lunch.