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OK, we’re done with Katie Perry now. Bring back th…
OK, we’re done with Katie Perry now. Bring back the foozeball!
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Beer is going to become an endangered species over…
Beer is going to become an endangered species over here. Yay Sportsball! I hope the Patriots lose.
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I’ll just read Cracked while I wait for my ride to…
I’ll just read Cracked while I wait for my ride to Toast masters.
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Need to get off the internet. Because I just mishe…
Need to get off the internet. Because I just misheard “Safari” as “Sephardi”.
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I’m going to cut whoever added me to this daily Ch…
I’m going to cut whoever added me to this daily Christian greeting card list real deep.
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You’re gonna go far kids, so dance fuckers, dance!…
You’re gonna go far kids, so dance fuckers, dance! And that’s tonight’s deep thought. Brought to you by the Ofspring and beer.
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Listening to some music without headphones. I real…
Listening to some music without headphones. I really should do this more often.
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Wil and Denise are back. Let the beer drinking beg…
Wil and Denise are back. Let the beer drinking begin!
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I think I’m awake now
This week I worked my ass off to ensure that I could have a three-day weekend. Thursday night I got some beer in preparation for my birthday. I haven’t spent the last two days in a drunken stupor, but I have spent some time drinking and spending time on Facetime with Wil and Denise, which I haven’t really done for long periods of time since they moved to Charlotte. And I’ve thoroughly enjoyed myself.
I will spend some more time celebrating today and tomorrow. Then I will get back to the grindstone on Monday, refreshed and relaxed and able to concentrate better. I’ve slept very well the last two nights, and expect to do so again tonight and Sunday night, and this will definitely help. I hope the trend continues for a while after this weekend.
I plan to spend the rest of today and tomorrow having fun and doing absolutely nothing related to work. I might even play some games. Maybe even the hated Diceworld. 😛
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I need to clip my nails. But I don’t want to. And…
I need to clip my nails. But I don’t want to. And it’s rainy and cold. Meh.
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I still want that job where I get to write smartas…
I still want that job where I get to write smartass sarcastic messages that go in fortune cookies.
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Probably wasn’t a good idea to become buzzed just…
Probably wasn’t a good idea to become buzzed just before Toast masters.
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You know what? That was not a restful night’s slee…
You know what? That was not a restful night’s sleep. There will be an early bedtime tonight. Probably at somewhere around 6.
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I think maybe pizza for breakfast. Because I’m laz…
I think maybe pizza for breakfast. Because I’m lazy.