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That milkshake definitely brought me to the yard.

That time you hear the screen reader on the other computer babbling, and you press control on the one you’re working on to shut it up.

Oh fuck no please tell me I’ve gotten stuck in a nightmare WTF universe and Kanye West is not really running for president.

Everything costs, including the fucks you have available. Don’t waste them on people or things who don’t deserve them. Welcome to Monday.

I don’t want a bathroom I can play baseball in. I just want one blind people can get lost in.

Time to manage some hanger.

Really liking this update. Only snag was having to reinstall everything after it failed the first time. Well done! twitter.com/freakyfwoof/st…

“Making friends in high places.” Well, I have friends in low places, does that count?

“Is there $2K hiding in your business?” I’m gonna say nope on this one. Yay random email subjects that are designed to grab your attention.

Aw we’re at 61% battery power. I was hoping we’d be somewhere around 69. I never win.

Thank God, fuckin’ baseball at 19:10.

Confession: There are two Nickelback songs on this playlist.

Oh Jesus God no fuck you cancer, fuck you. Just finding out. alexking.org/blog/2015/08/2…

I think I need some extreme snark. Jumping on TS if anyone wants to join.

Internet Explorer dialog: $website is not responding. No, this never fucking happens. At all.

Today’s best spam selections: Tax-free income just for me, and three hook-up notifications.

Some jazz while I finish up the rest of the work day I think.

Friday. It’s finally, finally Friday.

Time for lunch. Hey, it’s early today!

In goes coffee, out comes code. See how easy this is?