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I apparently need to change what I’m called on my phone. I know who did this. (laughing) Wil!!!!!!

Ug so many sneezes. Welcome to Wednesday.

Dear parents of blind kids. Let your kids play with broken glass! It’s great for their souls and it teaches them how to clean it up later.

Code monkey eat world. Nomnomnomnom

Jesus Braves, could ytou at least pretend to play baseball? You’re losing to the Cubs! #Braves

Goddamnit Braves, do not fuck this up. You cannot let the Cubs win this game!

So … many … unfinished … posts. Let’s see if I can finish this one.

Spending quality time with a first-aid kit pulling a glass shard out of my toe was not how I wanted to start the morning.

Failure is not an option. But it is totally a strategy.

I almost added Google as my website when leaving a comment on someone’s blogpost. Yep, totally winning.

New drinking game. Every time IE crashes, take a drink.

That time I walked back to my desk without my just-filed coffee cup.

Coders gonna code.

Dolphin: The other other white meat.

Question now that Blind Mating Season has ended: How many updates are the audio porn collections going to get? Discuss.

Public betas are just a really clever way for software venders do user testing without paying for it.

Really? You’re going to make me answer security questions when I’m buzzed? Well-played credit union, well-played.

Yep, playing blind find with broken glass is exactly how I wanted to end the week. Fuck.

Grumble grumble grumble grumble I’m awake. I think.