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Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all time while installing and configuring WordPress.

I think I may have just squashed my post formats bug. Now to set up the other ones I use.

We needs the breakfast, Precious!

It’s not even 10AM and I literally have fifty browser tabs open. Oops……

Can I just skip forward through the rest of this day to beer and baseball?

[geolocation]

Time for coffee. The mosquitos are vicious this morning. But it’s Friday.

I don’t think I’m capable of intelligent conversation right now, so I’ll just stick to writing some code for a personal project.

Microsoft Word, I hate you so much right now.

My phone has lost its mind. My toilet has lost its mind. I have lost my mind.

You know it’s love when you let them stalk you on Find My Friends.

Congratulations! They managed it! Proof that Apple can accommodate any user.

Watching drunk people try to pull off airplay is amusing.

I’m not arguing you can’t make money off GPS software. I work in that field for fuck sake.

Really mosquitoes? Crawl into my shoe to bite my toes? That’s just not fair.

I apparently need to change what I’m called on my phone. I know who did this. (laughing) Wil!!!!!!

Ug so many sneezes. Welcome to Wednesday.

Dear parents of blind kids. Let your kids play with broken glass! It’s great for their souls and it teaches them how to clean it up later.

Code monkey eat world. Nomnomnomnom