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Microsoft Word, I hate you so much right now.

My phone has lost its mind. My toilet has lost its mind. I have lost my mind.

You know it’s love when you let them stalk you on Find My Friends.

Congratulations! They managed it! Proof that Apple can accommodate any user.

Watching drunk people try to pull off airplay is amusing.

I’m not arguing you can’t make money off GPS software. I work in that field for fuck sake.

Really mosquitoes? Crawl into my shoe to bite my toes? That’s just not fair.

I apparently need to change what I’m called on my phone. I know who did this. (laughing) Wil!!!!!!

Ug so many sneezes. Welcome to Wednesday.

Dear parents of blind kids. Let your kids play with broken glass! It’s great for their souls and it teaches them how to clean it up later.

Code monkey eat world. Nomnomnomnom

Jesus Braves, could ytou at least pretend to play baseball? You’re losing to the Cubs! #Braves

Goddamnit Braves, do not fuck this up. You cannot let the Cubs win this game!

So … many … unfinished … posts. Let’s see if I can finish this one.

Spending quality time with a first-aid kit pulling a glass shard out of my toe was not how I wanted to start the morning.

Failure is not an option. But it is totally a strategy.

I almost added Google as my website when leaving a comment on someone’s blogpost. Yep, totally winning.

New drinking game. Every time IE crashes, take a drink.

That time I walked back to my desk without my just-filed coffee cup.