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I suppose if I’m going to run to the store I should wear proper shoes and not very comfortable well-soled slippers.

Dolphin: It’s what’s for lunch! Just kidding, it was tuna.

I just walked at a good clip right into a wall. Well-played Rush, well-played.

Fuck unicorns. Everybody knows workhorses get more done. So be the workhorse, not the unicorn.

So much joint pain today. I hope that means it’s going to rain really hard and for a long time.

Oh God I’m tangled up in filters.

Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all time while installing and configuring WordPress.

I think I may have just squashed my post formats bug. Now to set up the other ones I use.

We needs the breakfast, Precious!

It’s not even 10AM and I literally have fifty browser tabs open. Oops……

Can I just skip forward through the rest of this day to beer and baseball?

[geolocation]

Time for coffee. The mosquitos are vicious this morning. But it’s Friday.

I don’t think I’m capable of intelligent conversation right now, so I’ll just stick to writing some code for a personal project.

Microsoft Word, I hate you so much right now.

My phone has lost its mind. My toilet has lost its mind. I have lost my mind.

You know it’s love when you let them stalk you on Find My Friends.

Congratulations! They managed it! Proof that Apple can accommodate any user.

Watching drunk people try to pull off airplay is amusing.