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Need more coffee.

I really hate it when I restart and all sound goes away. No love, Lenovo. Absolutely no love.

Hey everybody, I have a great idea! Let’s stack a browser! Can anybody guess which one?

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I slept in really, really late.

That moment when you’re enjoying the absolute peace and quiet, and you escape others interrupting it because they think you’re on a call.

“The following section contains a list of core competencies related to Declarations, Standards, Laws, Standards, and Management Strategies.”

Dear landscapers. Get off my lawn so I can hear the computer. Thanks.

I am once again reminded that I ought to change this domain’s registrar. God I hate editing DNS records in this management screen.

That milkshake definitely brought me to the yard.

That time you hear the screen reader on the other computer babbling, and you press control on the one you’re working on to shut it up.

Oh fuck no please tell me I’ve gotten stuck in a nightmare WTF universe and Kanye West is not really running for president.

Everything costs, including the fucks you have available. Don’t waste them on people or things who don’t deserve them. Welcome to Monday.

I don’t want a bathroom I can play baseball in. I just want one blind people can get lost in.

Time to manage some hanger.

Really liking this update. Only snag was having to reinstall everything after it failed the first time. Well done! twitter.com/freakyfwoof/st…

“Making friends in high places.” Well, I have friends in low places, does that count?

“Is there $2K hiding in your business?” I’m gonna say nope on this one. Yay random email subjects that are designed to grab your attention.

Aw we’re at 61% battery power. I was hoping we’d be somewhere around 69. I never win.