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Come eat some chemicals with me. Come eat some chemicals.

“We are back and ready for another wild alert tonight!” This is what happens when spammers use translation software.

It’s awesome when someone misconfigures their newsletter template and you can see their firstname script break.

$application has stopped working, check for a solution online or close the program. It’s too early for this shit. Why am I awake?

I am going to drink until I can’t distinguish the difference between an accessible and inaccessible website.

Aw crap that moment when you go to pour another cup of coffee, realize the pot’s empty, and have to make more.

Sometimes, having long hair is a disadvantage.

That time you read a tweet that confirms a bias, and you hate that the bias appears to be correct.

Lunchtime, I think.

My left braincell is on the DL today with this headache. This means we’ll be operating only on the right braincell. This’ll be interesting.

Dear Freelancer, or Upwork, or whoever the hell you are now. I amnot interested in your offer.

Soooooo much headache this morning.

Dinner is sitting here, but I got distracted by the shiny code. I think I’ll put down the shiny and eat now.

I see things in my email from blindness product-related lists I know I never asked for. Fess up. Who’s selling email addresses?

Let’s try spelling my own name correctly this time. Welcome to Monday.

Two and a half hours till baseball.

Let’s just clear this up right now. You will never, ever build a professional or accessible website with a drag and drop solution.