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If there’s a word in the English language, and it’s not already a JS library, don’t worry. It will be.

Yes, that’s right, I am personally responsible for every single accessibility problem with both wpcom and wporg. SMH.

I will not be at #WCUS this year. However, I have my streaming ticket, and I will be stalking this hashtag. Everybody have fun!

Evil thought: Tel next semester’s PHP students about T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM and then put it on a quiz.

How not to do social media marketing: Four deliberate tweets of the same thing with different messages within a five-minute timespan.

“Put down the linter and walk away slowly,” said the designer to the developer.

New drinking game for December. Every time you hear the word “Christmas,” take a drink.

You can keep your money in your wallet, but putting it in mine would be awesome too. 😛 So is this giveaway. twitter.com/bobwp/status/6…

Wait, there’s more. I forgot about false imprisonment.

Oh wait, and coersion. I forgot coersion. Jesus.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” is the creepiest Christmas song ever. Stocking and rufies in one go.

#CyberMonday Steal! Save hundreds of thousands of dollars by ensuring your website’s accessible from the start. 😛

Really stoked. I’m about to make some accessible magic with some candles and Foody Pro. #GenesisWP #WordPress

For the goyim: “every day thousands of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. EAT BACON!

“There ain’t notnin’ wrong a few cold beers can’t iron out.”

Grilled cheese sandwitch, tomato soup, and cherry pie for lunch. Also, the weather is gorgeous. Very nice.

Sometimes I think comment threads are like train wrecks. You know you shouldn’t look, but sometimes you just can’t look away.

Mmmm breakfast is in ma belly!

It’s abundantly clear that Adblock+ is blocking … absolutely no ads. Time to uninstall.

Getting ready for the Ohio State VS. Michigan game. Go Bucks! Blue sucks!