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Sigh. OK, so we have no payment gateway, and you want to take orders by email.

Damn. I think Amazon broke Codex again.

It loops through the products and outputs them accessibly or else it gets the hose again!

What’s the total number of themes currently in the wporg theme repository? Asking for a friend.

Yes Outlook, I pressed ctrl_enter to send. Sue me. You will accept ctrl_enter, and you will like it! Get off my lawn!

Why doesn’t anybody ever listen to me?

At last, this client realizes how vitally important their payment gateway issues, after six months of explaining. #KillMeNow

Oh well, from 37/100 to 77/100 is a huge improvement.

Looks like I’m not going to be able to get this thing to go any faster than 77/100. Sadface!

Hmmmmm I wonder if I can sneak some Aria into the Jetpack image thing on the front pag—Crap no will hardcode image. Stupid screen readers.

jpg: 103KB. SVG version: 13KB. I am never allowing JPG on any of my sites ever again!

Also, in completely unrelated news, I have become more comfortable with self-promotion.

This huge image they want right at the top of the front page is a problem. #whydoesithavetobesodamnbig

Got this site’s performance up from 37/100 to 77/100. Let’s see if I can increase further.

OMG it’s almost lunchtime. So hungry!

Just explained and walked my technology-impaired mom through the very basics of web accessibility and I’m done.

When you press the shift key in lieu of the apostrophe when you need an apostrophe, it’s time to quit.

This site I’m rebuilding was built within the last four years and has no RSS feed. FFS I’m sick of this thing.

That time you get to skip entering a product because there’s nothing there but a price.