Every time you like a page on Facebook, kittens die. Facebook then decides to use your like as ad fodder for all your friends. And you can’t block them, and by block, I mean don’t ever show me this again because I don’t care and I’m not clicking on it or buying what you’re selling.
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Dear The Facebook: Apparently it’s time for me to clear my cookies again, because when I logged into the Facebook to check on a notification, it didn’t ask for username and password. Also, we need to talk about all the email you’re sending. So yeah, time to go screw around with settings. God I hate the settings screens. All of them. And the ninth circle of hell that is threaded comments on the Facebook. God, interminable “View previous comments”. God help you if a post has more than ten comments. You’ll never get out again. It’s like an infinite loop of “What the hell!”. I mean, you can get back out, if you click the logo, or if you click on the original post, which may or may not reappear, and God help you if you leave a comment and want to pick up where you left off reading. Everybody on my Facebook just start blogging and get it over with. Then we can all leave. Make webrings great again!
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Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that #DumpKelloggs will be just as successful as the Hamilton boycott.
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That time you find that there’s an outlet very ver…
That time you find that there’s an outlet very very close to where you sit outside. Woohoo!
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Googling all these damn internet acronyms and addi…
Googling all these damn internet acronyms and adding them to NVDA’s speech dictionary.
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Dear PC: If you could get over yourself, that woul…
Dear PC: If you could get over yourself, that would be great. kthxbye
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I’d like to wish a very happy Thanksgiving to all…
I’d like to wish a very happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow WordPressers, a11y people, hackers, blinks, and Jews.
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That time when I open your link and you immediatel…
That time when I open your link and you immediately drop me into a modal dialog that doesn’t follow spec. Time to nope the hell out of here.
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Dear people who voted for Trump because emails. How’s that Trump vote working for you now? twitter.com/chemishalev/st…
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Briefly switched to Eloquence, and the sound remin…
Briefly switched to Eloquence, and the sound reminds me of what tape decks with dirty heads sound like. Ug.
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Espeak has really grown on me. As in, I’ve gotten…
Espeak has really grown on me. As in, I’ve gotten to the point where it’s easier on my ears and brain than Eloquence.
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I’m gonna go do something productive! Think I’ll s…
I’m gonna go do something productive! Think I’ll spend some time on the social medias. Said no one, ever. twitter.com/object_inspace…
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I am seriously considering Jesus chicken for lunch…
I am seriously considering Jesus chicken for lunch.
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That time you have forty tabs open working on shit…
That time you have forty tabs open working on shit, and you press alt+f4 instead of ctrl+f4.
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Internet troll elected, is now appointing the rest…
Internet troll elected, is now appointing the rest of the comments section to key positions within his administrati… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
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Downloads files without asking, renames files with…
Downloads files without asking, renames files without asking, allows for unauthorized remote connections. Nasty. twitter.com/stommepoes/sta…