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I just had a really long conversation about WordPress and WooCommerce with my Uber driver. Weird.

From my email: “The Kabbalah of Pokémon GO” we are done as a species.

Listening to the thunderstorm. Leaning against the bedding I still need to wash. Need to figure out dinner, but role=sleepydev.

Son of a bitch I can’t believe we’re doing this no. twitter.com/mysweetcate/st…

Sweet Lord I think it’s finally going to ship.

Leaning against the pile of blanket/pillows/sheets from the stripped-down bed, feet propped on the windowsill. Poor man’s recliner FTW!

Sales by email configured. Please God let this thing launch today.

Oh God, you guys, blanky, how I’ve missed you. *Must remember to not sleep in work clothes.

I am so not about to let these people leave me holding their payment gateway disaster bag.

OK, I check Twitter this morning, and everything is completely gone off the rails and fucked. Get out there and register to vote, Goddamnit

Oh God, what did I name that file?

Is there a way to get WooCommerce to take an order and send an email without a payment gateway?

Sigh. OK, so we have no payment gateway, and you want to take orders by email.

Damn. I think Amazon broke Codex again.

It loops through the products and outputs them accessibly or else it gets the hose again!

What’s the total number of themes currently in the wporg theme repository? Asking for a friend.

Yes Outlook, I pressed ctrl_enter to send. Sue me. You will accept ctrl_enter, and you will like it! Get off my lawn!

Why doesn’t anybody ever listen to me?

At last, this client realizes how vitally important their payment gateway issues, after six months of explaining. #KillMeNow