Amanda Unvarnished

Lol @ all of the people who won’t be able to use black people as an excuse as to why they didn’t get into their college of choice anymore.

—@BlackAzizAnansi

If you ever go to someone’s house for dinner and they keep bragging about how sturdy the dining table is, chances are 99.9% that they got freaky on it.

—@StefanThinks

This is amazing. Rick Astley has taken it on himself to start covering The Smiths songs because Morrissey is such an unholy piece of shit, and not only is it not bad it’s good and also wholesome.

This is great because Morrissey let a lot of people down. And Rick Astley, well, he would never . . .

https://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/rick-astley-is-out-here-purging-the-evil-spirit-of-morrisey.php

—@MichaelTBacon