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@Rickster1963 We're just trying to stay cool here.
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If your Roomba has begun displays of potentially suicidal behaviour, eg; playing chicken with the garden hose: press 6.
If your Roomba tries to hump your leg each time you bring a date home: press 7.
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PSA: When you say you support x group *but* [“sometimes they take it too far” / “they need to grow a thicker skin” / “they need to be patient”] another truer way to rephrase your statement is to just go ahead and say you don’t support them.
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New!
From the producers of
Kids Say the Darndest Things
it’s…My Coworkers Say the Dumbest Shit!
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Callisto and I are leaving for the post office and Phoenix is NOT HAPPY about staying home. She is singing the song of her people! I am asking Callisto for obedience behaviors because she is thinking about barking back.
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@bermudianbrit Oh man I'm so sorry you guys are going through this it's rough Titan wasn't even my dog and when we did his final visit with the vet I was broken up for days and spoiled the other dog Max rotten because he missed his brother.
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Woke up feeling like death, drank water, now I’m about 85% to normal. Drink water, kids.
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@Rickster1963 Afternoon Rick.
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I was going to go outside for a bit today but fuck that noise it’s 85F/29C and so if I go outside it’ll be after it cools down later on tonight. Which means I’ll probably be in bed by that point.
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I was going to go outside for a bit today but fuck that noise it’s 85F/29C and so if I go outside it’ll be after it cools down later on tonight. Which means I’ll probably be in bed by that point.
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@oliphant Yeah I'd like to know who the HOA is too. Is it those of us who've been on Mastodon/the fediverse for years now and we don't want Meta and/or its culture of no alt text to saturate the fediverse/we don't want to have to educate 40,000,000 more people who likely just won't listen anyway?