RT @MensHumor: Yawning is your body’s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
RT @Joanmarie: In a universe controlled by me, Flash would be deprecated.
RT @AwhDiddyTweets: If life wasn’t a struggle it wouldn’t be called life. It would be called vodka.
RT @Blair_42: My New Year’s resolution for 2012 will be the same as 2011, 800×600
RT @IsraelNewsStory: Trust These People for Better Cellphone Sound: If you can hear anything on your cellphone today, you probably ha… …
RT @gonz_blinko: I was happy to see a Christian Mingle commercial followed immediately by Trojan Vibrators. Yay for daytime television!
RT @Blair_42: The ideal christmas gift for the new america http://t.co/XKMA3vIQ
RT @efink: Why does media say the Beit Shemesh situation is about “women’s segregation”? It’s not. It’s about violence, bullying and hatred.
RT @kharnack: ‘One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress.’ — John Adams
RT @IGetU2C: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. #fortune
RT @MajPeterLerner: 15,000 People In The Czech Republic Say Their Religion Is ‘Knights Of The Jedi’ http://t.co/nyE3jAt2
RT @msippi: @wiljames and @ajrush1980 at Fatz Cafe in Columbia http://t.co/reFVXhbF
RT @chaimshapiro: I am sorry if this disturbs anyone’s marketing campaign, but a menorah is 100% a religious symbol, and it is wrong to …
RT @mcourcel: Is your dog friendly? No, he’s a psychopath guide dog that has a hair trigger reaction when petted. He’s eaten kids before.
RT @tamarabraham: Gemachs make it in the NYT MT @NYTNational: A Traditional Jewish Loan Program Helps Ease Pain of Tough Economic Times …
RT @isfullofcrap: Can I get short-term disability for spraining an eyebrow because I raised it over and over again at a marathon of over …
MT @Baleboosteh: Israeli study finds Marijuana may lessen #PTSD symptoms http://t.co/CDoFiL7G #Israel #JIDF
RT @IGetU2C: Men wear the pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper
RT @bethanyshondark: Irony alert: The cousin planning OWS was put through private school from K through college because his dad worked a …
RT @mattbraga: I know you’re all upset that your torrents are stuck at 99% and people won’t seed, but it’s no reason to Occupy Wall Street.