RT @reevesman: The only time I’m ever gonna @dumpstarbucks is when I’m on the toilet 3 hours after a wonderful Hazelnut Mocha. Hell yeah.
RT @chickwith_stick: Me: do you have a braille menu? Waitress: a what? Me. braille. Her: Um, is that some kind of fish?
RT @mektastic: the trouble with bandwagons is that when you decide to jump on one with very little knowledge, the leader can bail and ha …
RT @religionnews: New Black Panthers offer $10,000 bounty for Trayvon Martin killer George Zimmerman: http://t.co/er3y1sjP #hategroups
RT @keder: #Gen44: Capitalism sucks! (sent from my iPhone)
RT @rabbibsteinfeld: Make the little things count. Teach midgets math.
RT @littlebytesnews: RT @heytammybruce: What kind of president ignores *10* murders last wkend in Chicago incl 6 y/o girl then exploits …
RT @arstechnica: Shutting down your gadgets at takeoff and landing: not such a bad idea: http://t.co/wbEiLW5A by @drpizza
RT @slashdot: AT&T Charged US Taxpayers $16 Million For Nigerian Fraud Calls http://t.co/7IaecPwH
RT @venison88: *sighs*. You know your life is in BAD shape when u can only DREAM of having a The W burger…with bacon.
RT @techdirt: Australian Police To Go Wardriving, Telling People To Lock Up Their WiFi http://t.co/cOePmbMc
RT @isfullofcrap: Cocaine and drowning? Wow. And here I was, thinking Whitney Houston was killed by a pair of chimpanzee ninjas armed wi …
RT @mrgriffy09: Some old lady in a hover round just plowed through the entire wine display at Walmart…. Funniest shit ever. Wine EVERY …
RT @CNETNews: From a satisfying trial run: RT @cnet: Angry Birds Space: We like you very much http://t.co/C7iRNeqc
RT @ScienceOfChaos: In 10 years, I hope to be able to look back at myself, and be satisfied with my personal groath. I hope to evolve, n …
RT @JosephScrimshaw: People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It’s not about just stabbing. It’s about coming together to stab …
RT @tallin32: I don’t care what anyone thinks, I want accessible Angry Birds. #fb
RT @miahtech: Rappers can degrade women however they want and win awards about it, but if Limbaugh calls a woman a slut he is criticized …
RT @Blair_42: RT @byron27: Best line of the night in reference to flipping people off. My fist loves you so much it got a Boner #marscon #fb
RT @isfullofcrap: God invented farts to deal with people who try to kiss your ass.