I’m naming my uterus ‘the Texas power grid’ so they’ll stop regulating it.
— Kellywise the Clown(@KellywiseClown) June 14, 2021
We went from “free speech activist” to “the state must ban dangerous ideas” almost as fast as we went from “immigration is bad because ferren workers depresses wages” to “higher wages for workers are bad because my burrito at chipotle is 15 cents more”
— Adam Serwer(@AdamSerwer) June 15, 2021
This won’t happen, but it definitely should.
RT @Joanmarie: In a universe controlled by me, Flash would be deprecated.
RT @AwhDiddyTweets: If life wasn’t a struggle it wouldn’t be called life. It would be called vodka.
RT @Blair_42: My New Year’s resolution for 2012 will be the same as 2011, 800×600
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RT @gonz_blinko: I was happy to see a Christian Mingle commercial followed immediately by Trojan Vibrators. Yay for daytime television!
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RT @efink: Why does media say the Beit Shemesh situation is about “women’s segregation”? It’s not. It’s about violence, bullying and hatred.
RT @kharnack: ‘One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress.’ — John Adams