Kind: Reposts

hot protocol summer

—@gordon

HEAR YE, hear ye! I hereby decree that mornings (or other worst parts of the day on an individual basis) will be deleted from life forthwith and will no longer be allowed to terrorise otherwise innocent people. These aforementioned nasty pieces of day will be launched into outer space along with any other objectionable political figures, celebrities etc and will be directly aimed at the sun to provide maximal incineration of aforesaid nastiness. A reverse Noah’s ark will be commissioned in the nextfew dayp, so put your thinking caps on and nominate the persons most deserving of this trip of a lifetime.
(no purchase necessary) (entertainment purposes only) (no returns) (no refunds). I have spoken!
#Satire #WeirdHumour #Mornings #TooManyPeople!

—@ladymunch

A lot of accessibility issues can be caught and avoided in the early design stages of a project.
In case you missed it: I put together a big list of resources to help designers get started with designing more accessible products and sites. I’m saying designers, but, yeah developers, this might help you too!
https://stephaniewalter.design/blog/accessibility-resources-tools-articles-books-for-designer/

#Accessibility #Design

—@stephaniewalter

New WP Builds #WordPress post: 322 – Why accessibility is so important and how you can do better with Nic Steenhout. Check it out here: https://wpbuilds.com/2023/04/13/322-why-accessibility-is-so-important-and-how-you-can-do-better-with-nic-steenhout/

—@nathan

The opposite of “return to office” advocates isn’t “work from home” advocates. It’s a rich tapestry of “open offices are distracting” people and “I’ve never gone this long without being sick” people and “commutes are a waste of time I don’t get paid for” people and “I’m an introvert and playing house with coworkers sucks the life out of me” people and “I have a family and appreciate the flexibility” people and “I primarily communicated with coworkers through Slack anyway” people and “no one wa…

—@mac

Spring in Ohio. You know what, it’s all right.

—@scalzi

#GoldenRetriever #puppies want out of their cage!

—@APBBlue

I guess today starts the era of major media outlets finding out to their shock that the leopard ate their face.

—@MaryAustinBooks

Whats that you say, favoriting a post is functionally useless because there’s no algorithm on Mastodon?

Tell that to my instant gratification addicted lizard brain that’s getting hit with a tidal wave of dopamine every time my phone vibrates.

—@lowqualityfacts

Aliens invade: “EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT”

Humans: “oh thank fucking god”

Aliens: “wait what?”

—@amnysphere

I’ve dropped a note to #NPR via https://help.npr.org/contact/s/contact?request=Other encouraging them to launch their own instance of #Mastodon (since they now are off #Twitter and could benefit from moving all their accounts here).

I encourage everyone here to do the same and boost this so we can show them there’s an audience for their accounts here.

—@TNLNYC

We really need your help Mastodon. They moved up my kidney transplant because my kidney is so bad I may not make it until next month. My best friend needs food in the house and I need to have proper furniture to make me comfortable so I can heal. This is urgent. Throne only lets me add 2 gift cards at a time, so we’re doing Amazon first for furniture. PLEASE SHARE!!
Wishlist: https://throne.com/blackenbylesbo

—@blackenbylesbo

The full text of “Firewalls and Internet Security, Second Edition”, by Bill Cheswick, Avi Rubin, and myself, has been released under a Creative Commons license at https://www.wilyhacker.com/. We include the full LaTeX source of the book, since we typeset it ourselves.

—@SteveBellovin

Encore, encore! 👏 What Happened To Text Inputs? https://briefs.video/videos/what-happened-to-text-inputs/ by @heydon #webdesign #uiDesign #usability #forms

—@dennisl

operators are standing by to ignore your call

—@UncleDuke1969

There is never a technical way to break encryption for only the noble and pure of heart.

—@Tarah

“Okay kids, it’s time for your DRAMA QUEEN lessons. Repeat after me…” [sound on]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #husky #huskies #dramaqueen #drama #humor #humour #funny

—@markarayner

Summer says spring cleaning is old school and is not on her priority list.
She votes for staying outside.
It is sunny and warm for now.

—@norcalgrandma

Aquarium guide: Yes, they are small but they’re called pocket sharks because of the fluid filled pockets near their gills.

Me: *shark snout peeking out of water filled pocket* Oh right, I knew that.

Aquarium guide: Please put it back.

Me: *whispers to self* Pocket shark is mine 🥺

—@Aikiwomannc