@jamminjerry Four shots? That’s nothing.
@jamminjerry He’d better drink more. We don’t like bastards who go back on their promises.
@JonathanMosen That’s cool that your parents send you beer.
@jamminjerry Can we get him to do them back to back?
@franklizarde Hey!
@WilJames Your feed dropped.
@Blair_42 This is very true. I should always keep this in mind.
@Blair_42 LOL, no, I mean literally split. And he landed on the ground.
@jamminjerry No that’s actually not stupid. Believe me, I’d tell you if it was. @msippi @wiljames
@jamminjerry @msippi It’s what Wil and Denise have named their house on Foursquare. @wiljames
@anajacob @arfy @DamnItsTrue Of course cuddling is awesome. But sex is pretty damn awesome too. And, shocker, you can actually have both.
@arfy @DamnItsTrue @anajacob It’s this kind of crap that helps perpetuate the myth that women don’t like sex.
@jamminjerry I think you should pay me $75.
@jamminjerry OK, so in other words, yes, you got it for free.
@jamminjerry Congradulations. Aren’t you special. Did you get another free computer?
@wa4wga It was playing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” But it’s a frickin ice cream truck! It’s supposed to play stupid stuff like that.
@HMaeAldeza Neither of them is mine.
@wa4wga And really, if you have enough time to bitch about the ice cream truck going around, then you have too much time.
@wa4wga OK fine, bitch about the ice cream truck going around. But about what it’s playing? Sheesh.
@dgl1984 @BorrisInABox Yeah there needs to be a showing up stream.