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Fun fact: during early development the gonads of the human fetus remain undifferentiated; that is, all fetal genitalia are the same and are phenotypically female. - So, if biological sex can't be changed, - And if life starts at conception, - Then all men are trans. Sorry, Republican men. You made the rules.

We aren't as humans meant to be in a state of hyper vigilance. We rotate lifeguards every 30 minutes for exactly this reason. AND YET, If you conceal-carry, that's what you're doing to yourself. My observation of people I've known who CC'd is that it becomes their personality and not in a positive way. The gun is a radioactive isotope. You are exposing yourself to its cancer every time you carry it on your person. It seeps into your brain and bones. You are raising the chances you're going to do something inexcusable because you have set yourself up for it. You're not a "wolf" protecting the "sheep". You're just a poison victim who convinced yourself that the thing you poisoned yourself with was good, actually.

ancient catbus @ancient_catbus@jorts.horse by ancient catbus (Mastodon)

twitter is getting so bad even the battle hardened lifers who were all "idgaf i'm going down with the ship" six months ago are like "Uhhhhhhh......" things seems to be reaching a kind tipping point, so brace for another wave of expats

One day, some asshole is going to synthesize his wife’s voice, hook it up to an LLM, and turn it into a Tamagotchi that’s duct-taped to a Fleshlight. I, for one, can’t wait to read the divorce court transcripts.

I remember when my wife was pregnant and my cat was so very interested in her belly, but after she gave birth had no interest in the baby. It was a weird way to find out that my cat was a Republican.

Her: What is it? Your fetish. Your deepest, darkest fantasy. You don’t have to be afraid to . . . Me: THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD FIGHTING https://www.mediaite.com/tech/twitter-files-journo-matt-taibbi-ditches-twitter-over-latest-musk-move-and-expects-it-will-come-with-a-price/

Kid Rock is what happens when you let Schlitz malt liquor and Slim Jims age in the trunk of an old Camaro that’s up on cinder blocks in an abandoned shed for a few years.

All the sides of my bed are wrong today.

https://indieweb.social/@geekosupremo@bsd.network/110154070246936886 by Caleb (The Fediverse)

@mwl Them: How did you rise to such heights? You: I stood upon the corpses of my enemies and critics. Them: … You: Which is to say, I put their stuff in a pile and burned it. Them: Oh good. You: Did you know human fat is an excellent fire starter? Them: Well that’s all the time we have for today...

Top ten signs that you might be at a Republican seder: 10. They refuse to answer the four questions without a subpoena. 9. They demand a recount of the ten plagues. 8. They defend not increasing the minimum wage on the grounds that according to Chad Gadya it still costs only two zuzzim to buy a goat. 7. The afikomen is hidden in the Cayman Islands. 6. They refuse to open the door for Elijah until they see his immigration papers. (contd.)

Attached: 1 image "By receipt of this agreement, you hereby agree to publicly affirm that Elon is the bestest boy with the freshest memes" Good luck upholding that with no legal team.

The Right: "We should take children from immigrants for civil violations but we shouldn't prosecute felonies committed by rich people."