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Republicans: we demand that all homeless veterans be converted into food for productive workers Biden: hold on there, jack, that's shady billiards Republicans: we will murder a truck full of puppies every day our demand is unmet Media: Biden and Republicans meet to solve the puppy crisis

Programming forms: - "Berserker": Make Code Do Thing! No Fear! Just Do Thing! Try It! - "Knight": Protect It! Many Tests! Purge the Darkness! Small Steps!" - "Arcanist": "Wanna see a cool trick?" Wields stdlib / packages.

llinois AG reveals hundreds of d̶r̶a̶g̶ q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶s̶ CATHOLIC PRIESTS (fixed that for you!) involved in thousands of child #abuse cases over 70 years, much more than previously known. Tell me again which books should be banned to prevent this - the Bible?https://apnews.com/article/catholic-clergy-sexual-abuse-illinois-investigation-a298133cec9486c2e51172316bfe7b4b

Attached: 1 image Santa Claus runs guns and drugs the rest of the year.

Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine

May your enemies buy a rotisserie chicken and forget it in their car trunk for a week until it smells like a putrid corpse.

Walking toward an intersection after pressing the Walk signal button. Carrying, but not using, a folding cane. Cat pulls into the intersection and a woman calls from the passenger seat, “be careful!” People are dumb!

Lessons, living with parents with dementia: when an app on their phone spontaneously changes it's icon, it's a fucking disaster. Some Google engineer launched a feature that got them a promotion and now my mom can't use her phone anymore. Silicon Valley is incapable of imagining a user who isn't a 27 year old white man.

Is it groovy that #Microsoft has such an engaged #accessibility team? Yup. Is it a downer that they continue to post on a platform that fired its entire accessibility team and killed off the third-party accessibility tools, while ignoring this one? Hell yup. So if you missed it, here’s their #GAAD blog post. https://blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-issues/2023/05/18/global-accessibility-awareness-day-generative-ai/

Trans people: - Exist for thousands of years - GOP: "Eradicate this modern ideology!" Confederacy: - Lasts for 4 years - GOP: "We must protect our heritage"

elon is the perfect right wing grifter cuz "Being able to finally buy the blue check you always wanted but now everyone laughs at you" is the perfect microcosm of the conservative experience. ie getting everything you ever wanted all the time, always, forever & being mad about it

President Biden cites facts that white supremacy terror is America’s greatest domestic security threat—and MAGAs lose their minds. Here’s the thing. I’m Muslim. I don’t feel attacked when people condemn the Taliban because Taliban do not represent Muslims and I proudly take the lead in condemning Taliban terrorism. If you’re MAGA white and feel personally attacked when Biden condemns white supremacy terror—you are absolutely telling on yourself.

We live in a world where intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Attached: 1 image So, listening to American intelligence recommendations on terrorist propaganda accounts to limit (which is just a list gathered with resources Twitter doesn’t have, not even a demand) is literal fascism. But censoring critism to swing an election at a fringe government’s demand is not?

I'm going to start tackling guys in football jerseys and saying, "Look how he's dressed, he's asking for it."

Give a man a fish, and Republicans immediately blame you for inflation. Teach a man to fish, and they call you a woke Marxist and pass a law banning Fishing Studies.

I understand the psychology of dudes with strict-father issues but it continually stuns me how much of conservative media is a whiny guy, usually with a nasal voice, lecturing you as if your thoughts are cud you can't chew on your own.

My husband just read me a story that showed up in his feed that went something like this: A teacher asked her class who liked Trump. The children knew she liked Trump, so they all raised their hands, except one student. Teacher: “Why don’t you like Trump?” Student: “I am a Democrat.” Teacher: “Why?” Student: “Because my mom is a Democrat and my Dad is a Democrat.” Teacher: "What would you do if your mom was stupid and your dad was mean?” Student: “I would be a Trump supporter.” 😂