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I saw a video on Tiktok a few weeks ago where someone said “Neurotypical people don’t spent weeks just researching something they found interesting” and someone had replied “that’s why they’re impossible to talk to because they don’t know anything” and suddenly the whole world made sense.

Just a PSA, if you are a neck-veiny conservative white man just absolutely raring to do right-wing terrorism right now because you made a blithering cretinous fuckwit your messiah because of how poignantly his racism spoke to you and he turned out to be a pretty incompetent criminal and not enough of a dictator to get away with it, please be sure to yell about it on your standard Dogpatch Fascist Yayhoo social medium that I am sure is in no way being monitored by the feds because of how much smarter you are than them. #TrumpIndictment #RedneckTet

Donald J. Trump will be the first president to be indicted for a federal crime in the history of the United States. Tired of winning yet?

Attached: 1 image the next 72 hours of diaper-filling, teeth gnashing tantrums by assorted authoritarian shitweasels is going to be delicious there's simply going to be no way to spin this and all the sordid details will just keeping spilling out in discovery forcing them to play endless defense

Twitter's transformation into the worthless comments section beneath every blog is nearly complete.

I think the government is watching me. How do I get them to like and subscribe?

FLORIDA MAN INDICTED FOR ESPIONAGE.

Trump getting indicted (again), Roberts suddenly waking up to his legacy, anti-trans laws getting beaten up in court, Pence’s campaign taking off like a stale balloon and DeSantis’s popularity dropping like an anchor, things are going great for the GOP

Let he who hasn't stolen secret, sensitive national security documents from the White House and taken them to their private club and then refused to return them and then lied about having them cast the first stone.

Lots of respectable straight folks who are silent when Pat Robertson spread the most vicious blood libel about queer people, praising the AIDS pandemic for killing us, are now clutching their pearls at our dancing on his grave. Too bad. Civility doesn’t go only one way, even for the dead.

Tangerine Down

BREAKING: Mar-a-Lago’s Drained Pool Has Been Refilled With MAGA Tears

Pat Robertson dies and Trump indicted. And the day isn’t over yet! Can we get Putin to fall out a window?

MAGA folks be like: “Can you believe Trump is being indicted?! It’s like you can’t even commit CRIMES without being charged anymore. I thought this was America, people!”

Conservative parents are like "Yes my child is totally straight, I just need to shield their sensitive eyes from any books and/or rainbows because I know for a fact that will immediately turn them gay. The kid is straight as an arrow though."

As #indictments loom against #DonaldTrump for willful violations of the Espionage Act and attempting to overthrow the republic, let's try to remember that, for millions of Americans, he provided a loud, if unnuanced, voice articulating their heartfelt concerns that they felt had long gone unheard, and those concerns were "why doesn't everyone think exactly like me?" and "not enough people hate the people I feel need to be hated" and "miscegenation of the races is leading to a loss of proper American identity" and "being a stupid, venal piece of shit who has never bothered to feel empathy or learn anything about the country or government one seeks to rule with an iron fist is virtuous" and those people being sad is good because they are awful fucking people who wittingly did and continue to do their utmost to make the country a vastly shittier, meaner place.

Attached: 1 image Just so we’re all clear on this : Miss Vickie’s spicy dill pickle chips are, as best I can describe them : a hideous and misbegotten combination of natural wonders that combine to form an abomination in the eyes of the just and righteous.

Pretty neat how Jack saw Elon make an ass out of himself and decided that, instead of using the opportunity to rebrand himself the smart one, he would loudly declare "I also have shit for brains" and endorse an anti-vax grifter nepobaby for President.

When people complain that ubiquitous smartphone and earphone use in public places is isolating us from each other, what I hear is, “HEY! YOU, STRANGER WHO DOESN’T KNOW ME! I’M MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” My time and attention doesn’t become part of the commons just because I happen to be passing through the commons. (Bringing this up apropos of nothing, including of any major product announcements that may or may not have been made this week.)

More predictions from the guy who said Elon Musk would save Twitter RT @jack@twitter.com There are only three truly censorship resistant technologies at scale today: tor, bitcoin, and nostr. All are currently niche…showing most of the world doesn’t actually care about censorship. Granted, these technologies aren’t yet accessible or easy to use. But…they will be! 🐦🔗: /jack/status/1666076985242836993