MEN’S CLOTHING: You have a 34 inch waist and a 32 inch inseam so you are a 34/32
— Poli Sci Bitches (@poliscibitches) June 22, 2021
WOMEN’S CLOTHING: You are 5’6” 130 lbs so you’re somewhere between a M and an XL. Sometimes a 6 or 8. Or 10 or 4. Or maybe a size 29, a number which corresponds with nothing whatsoever.