Amanda Unvarnished

i figured out how to create a device that will give the puppy a treat when an api call is made. i am very tempted to tie this to a camera and kofi/paypal but you all are monsters and will keep giving the puppy treats, i know how the internet works.

— following the dopamine (@randileeharper) June 28, 2021

yes, there are five stages of grief, but if you press up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-A-B-start, you get access to the hidden levels

— born miserable (@bornmiserable) June 21, 2019

Fed. judge dismisses the FTC's antitrust lawsuit against Facebook.

Held: FTC failed to plead enough to plausibly establish that Facebook has monopoly power.

However, dismissal is without prejudice. FTC can amend the complaint. https://t.co/uB0bHLgZUL pic.twitter.com/UL7sYRHKeR

— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) June 28, 2021

a few things buried here:
-half the asheville officers who quit just joined different police depts
-the cop at the center of the story rejoined the PD
-cops themselves say they're asked to deal w/mental health crises & overdoses theyre not equipped for, echoing activists https://t.co/7Ave3gAzy6

— Talia Bracha Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) June 28, 2021

Keep this in mind during discussions of the PNW heat wave. Keeping cool during heat waves is not easy, and extreme weather like this is especially dangerous to marginalized and vulnerable demographics who may not be able to access AC or who are at higher risk for heat stroke. https://t.co/F1txj9AQSy

— Mary Robinette Kowal@🏡 (@MaryRobinette) June 28, 2021

I would take the day off work to celebrate if facebook vanished off the earth but yeah you’re gonna have to do better than well your honor obviously they’re evil fucks https://t.co/xlYj09aAdj

— kilgore trout, uatx professor of turnip studies (@KT_So_It_Goes) June 28, 2021

So unless SCOTUS intervenes in *another* 5th Circuit decision—this one—the Olivas family will have to live with the idea that it is reasonable for the government to set a man on fire and destroy a home without any recourse.

That’s where we’re at.https://t.co/OlWEqs61uU

— Billy Binion (@billybinion) June 28, 2021

if it is not on fire, is it even software?

— inconvergent (@inconvergent) June 26, 2021