I’m naming my uterus ‘the Texas power grid’ so they’ll stop regulating it.
— Kellywise the Clown(@KellywiseClown) June 14, 2021
We went from “free speech activist” to “the state must ban dangerous ideas” almost as fast as we went from “immigration is bad because ferren workers depresses wages” to “higher wages for workers are bad because my burrito at chipotle is 15 cents more”
— Adam Serwer(@AdamSerwer) June 15, 2021