Mastodon intros be like*:
Hi! I’m * ENTER NAME HERE * a non-binary, astrophysicist, shaman, dula, and master cross stitcher. My hobbies include crushing capitalism, ping pong, playing a theremin, and event planning. I am in a throuple with a ghost, a leprechaun, and my boyfriend Chad. Let’s be friends!
*and I fucking love it