Top ten signs that you might be at a Republican seder: 10. They refuse to answer the four questions without a subpoena. 9. They demand a recount of the ten plagues. 8. They defend not increasing the minimum wage on the grounds that according to Chad Gadya it still costs only two zuzzim to buy a goat. 7. The afikomen is hidden in the Cayman Islands. 6. They refuse to open the door for Elijah until they see his immigration papers. (contd.)