@imstilljeremy Do we still get space laser tokens? Because I don't want to lose my access to the space laser it's so cool to light Shabbat candles with it. Also, what about the weather change tokens? Do we get extras of these for being an arm of Mossad? Inquiring minds want to know.
:dalek: דאלק בן אברהם :dalek: (babka.social)
@acarson @dukepaaron @imstilljeremy Whoa! What? You were misusing the space lasers for personal use? Tokens? Is someone running a private scam there? This needs taking to the committee. And we are totally independent of Mossad, where are you getting this stuff from? Are you even part of the Jewish Conspiracy? This will be investigated. 😡
@terryb @acarson @dukepaaron
Wait, wait, are you not part of the ADL’s anti-antizionism hit squad? I’m just supposed to be collecting names and addresses. I assumed one of you was pulling the trigger. I didn’t know you had access to the Space Laser.
Makes me feel like I’m wasting my time, here! At least the pay is good. It let’s me buy all the Christian blood I need for my talmudic rituals.
@acarson @dukepaaron @imstilljeremy
Last week there was a shoving match over who gets to schedule a playdate with Achtie the Octopus while he is receiving his special training on how to operate the laser beam.
I would also caution against getting Achtie hyperactive, he loves to hug & cuddle he can squish you like a python, also cover you in red ink. We have to train him not squirt ink except at antisemites.
@ViciousBabushka @acarson @dukepaaron @imstilljeremy And we don’t want any repetition of that incident with the shark training tank. The paperwork!!!