Roomba support
If your Roomba has begun displays of potentially suicidal behaviour, eg; playing chicken with the garden hose: press 6.
If your Roomba tries to hump your leg each time you bring a date home: press 7.
If you’ve caught your Roomba trying to plug itself into a USB port on your computer to access the Home and Garden channel: press 8.
If your Roomba has fused with your microwave: hang up the phone, grab your belongings and get the fuck out.