Dear tech bros, Have you licked the boots of your favourite billionaire and/or trillion-dollar corporation yet today? Remember to nitpick and challenge every word of those trying to warn folks away from them and creating alternatives that don’t exploit people for profit (fucking commies, amirite?) while giving them every benefit of the doubt (let’s be frank, who hasn’t caused the occasional genocide?) Silicon Valley thanks you for your service. #SiliconValley #techBros #BigTech #bootLickers