“Come work for us! It’s fun and rewarding and we paid for this building so you’re gonna fucking sit in it whether that’s useful or productive or you want to or not, we aren’t measuring it and don’t care. Not in your own office or anything obviously, that’s crazy talk. You won’t even get your own chair. And we’re not paying you more for commute time or covering vehicle/transit costs or anything. This is about much, much more important things: performative management and amortizing real estate.”